“I’d Adult Today But the Vibes Are Off” – Bold AF Travel Mug
5 This mug? It gets you.
You had plans. You were gonna be productive, responsible, maybe even answer emails.
But then? The vibes. Were. Off.
And by "vibes," we mean... you. Just you. Entirely.
This Stanley-style travel mug is for the chaos queens, the hot mess express passengers, the ones who treat adulthood like an optional software update. It's giving “I'll try again tomorrow,” but with hydration and sarcasm.
Whether it’s iced coffee, emotional support tea, or “don’t ask” vodka disguised as lemon water — this mug shows up for your mess when you can’t.
🔥 Mug Stats (Because You're Still Kind of an Adult):
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Stanley-style design: Built like your emotional walls — unbreakable (ish)
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Holds 25oz or 40oz of whatever is saving your life today
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Double-wall insulation: Hot stays hot, cold stays cold, you're still questionable
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Dishwasher safe, judgment free
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Lid is spill-resistant, unlike your personality
More details
- Made with stainless steel and BPA-free plastic
- 25 oz (739 ml) - upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm), bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm), height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
- 40 oz (1183 ml) - upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm), Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm), height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
- Insulated
- Hand-wash only
- Product is not microwave-safe.
- Keeps hot drinks hot for up to 6 h, and cold drinks cold for up to 8 h
- Fits into most car cup holders
- Spill-proof plastic lid
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Playful Humour
- Email: contact@support.playfulhumour.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink. Meets the lead, cadmium and heavy metal level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
25 oz (739 ml) size:
- Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
- Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.